Dash: "mom do you know what Swipers last name is?" Only half listening and doing other things I say "no Dash, what is it?"
Dash: "swiper JERK!" "Because he is a JERK mom!"
Mom: "Dash, (giggling a little because Jerk was REALLY emphasised) Swiper isn't always a jerk!"
Dash: "only in the Christmas one is he nice. He is a JERK"
Mom: "ok honey but lets not call people jerks cause it's just not that nice of a name."
Dash: "ok mom" under his breath "swiper JERK"