11/6/10

Confessions of and unbalanced woman

More confessions......

#1 I hate water. (not much of a confession for some of you). I want to love it but it doesn't bring me nearly as much joy as diet coke. I know how good it is for me but it's just so boring. I HAVE to spice it up with flavor packets.
#2 I hate people who love water. Well, I don't hate them. I am jealous of them and want to talk bad about them so I feel better. I want to carry a water bottle every where I go and look healthy. I know my skin would look better and I would lose 10 lbs. I have no doubt of that.
#3 I am going to try to give up diet coke this year. I will have to change my driving routes and things I eat. I will need a ward fast and my name in every Temple in the world.
#4 I LOVE BREAKFAST FOOD! Pancakes, Waffles, French toast, hash browns, syrup, sausage, bacon, eggs (with pancakes) and a diet coke. My favorite breakfast place is Cracker Barrel! Holy Smack your Grandma good! Watch out Granny! Their cheese hash browns.....just made me pee!
#5 My favorite cartoon is Adventure Time. OH MY GOSH. SO FUNNY! So random.
#6 I bought a Glen Beck novel (it's a political fiction) to impress my hubby. I was reading in front of him and leaving it out so he would be impressed. I finally just told him. I think he was impressed. The only sad thing is (besides the fact I was TRYING to impress him) is that I can't get through the dang book because there are no vampires in it and frankly it is scaring me! Politics are scary!
#7 Brandon told me how to vote! Politics scare me! I don't want to know. I can't watch the news. It makes me sound like a kept woman AND like an air head but it scares me bad enough to buy my food storage and bullets and empty my checking accounts and home school my kids! No thanks.
#8 I think toots are funny! Gross I know. But seriously, how do you not laugh at such a funny noise! I am a 12 year old boy scout.

4 comments:

Sharlynn said...

Oh Suzy you crack me up! I love your blogging. And to answer your question you asked me...Yes I do make my blogs into books. I do it every year! I love it and that is why my blog is so much typing because I don't seem to write a journal anymore. I just blog. Although I kind of have even started slacking on my blog lately.

Love your guts too! Thanks for leaving comments. It makes my day! : )

Kaela said...

Oooh, good luck with the diet coke crack down! I'm a #2 so I can't really relate - I love water. I tried to find you a good inspirational quote to help you but they were all aimed at porn addicts and that seems a little extreme for your problem, haha :)

Mandie said...

Did you get The Overton Window?? I loved that book!! Good luck on the Diet Coke, I have a years worth of Sonic mints in my car from happy hour Diet Dr. Pepper with cherry.....

Mary Killion said...

ahaha Suzy I love your confessions! I can see you saying all of these and I kept laughing! Keep them coming, gurl! They are fun to think about and admit them to the world...
Miss you and love you guys! Enjoy some Cali weather for us :D