Max: "And I was just walking along and Gabriella came up and pushed me down and said 'I would play with you if you were a girl!', then she walked away!"
Mom: "Well maybe that means she likes you."
Max: "No she doesn't cause Meowish likes me and we play shooting each other cause she is kind of like a boy but she said I was her boyfriend and I am not!"
Oh to be young and have recess problems again! (I am going to continue telling myself that Meowish is a family name!)